I Was a Teenage Serial Killer

I Was a Teenage Serial Killer

See the horror of righteous dismemberment! Feel the triumph when sexist pigs are wasted! Hear the screams of terror! Join Mary, America's favorite female serial killer, who kills off dumb men.

R 1993 · 27 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy, Horror

Mary was a good girl until she decides to kill all the "sexist pigs". She of course encounters many of which, and enjoys killing them.

Directed by Sarah Jacobson · Written by Sarah Jacobson

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Kristin Bree Calabrese Mary (as Kristin Calabrese)
Phil Calabrese First Victim
Scott Garver Street Bum
Bob Hendershot Brother
Zach Kadish Sex Partner

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