Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid

Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid

2006 · 43 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy

Irreverent bad boy Ron White will crack you up with a nonstop stream of hilarious jokes and clever observations. As described by Daily Variety, "White's inspired comic mind finds a dozen sources of humor where the average comic would find only one or two." In this brand-new stand-up performance, he explores the pitfalls of marriage, offers some hysterically funny advice on picking a spouse and introduces the unforgettable "Squirrel Man," plus much more. A well-loved Comedy Central favorite, star of the popular DVD They Call Me "Tater Salad" and the bestselling CD Drunk in Public, this extraordinary comedian will keep you laughing till your sides ache! Recorded in Majestic Theatre - Dallas, Texas

Directed by Michael Drumm · Written by Ron White

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Henry Rollins: Shock and Awe

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Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign · 2004

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Three Days Grace - Live at the Palace

Three Days Grace - Live at the Palace · 2008

Three Days Grace - Live at the Palace

Filmed live at the Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan in 2008, Three Days Grace: Live At The Palace looks good. The Blu-ray transfer reveals a pleasing color-scheme, good contrast and lack of overly disturbing "motion-judder". The actual show is filmed by multiple, strategically placed, HD cameras that do an excellent job of Adam Gontier and the rest of the guys in Three Days Grace. Furthermore, you would see plenty of the audience as well; the HD cameras zoom over and around the stage providing a good look at the entire venue. In addition to the concert footage, Three Days Grace: Live At The Palace also provides plenty of behind the scene footage where fans of the band are seen interacting with their idols.

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Bill Maher: I'm Swiss

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Ralphie May: Austin-Tatious

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