Petit Con

Petit Con

Michel dreams of finding love, sex, and social justice...but mostly sex.

1984 · 90 min · ★ 5.4 · Comedy, Drama

An adolescent who fancies himself a sexy and conscientious young man abuses all his friends and family in a quest for his own independence.

Directed by Gérard Lauzier · Written by Gérard Lauzier

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