The Mummy an' the Armadillo
Secrets, murders and lies... all in the name of family.
R 2004 · 101 min · ★ 6.0 · Drama, Thriller
In the middle of nowhere sits the Armadillo Café. The once popular, but now desolate, café is run by a troubled, booze-addled mother and her disturbed family. Their dark secrets are threatened when Sarah arrives, seeking answers to her past. Turmoil reigns and emotions boil over as the horrifying truth unravels and Sarah barely escapes with her life.
Directed by J.S. Cardone · Written by J.S. Cardone
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Clare Kramer Sarah -
Lori Heuring Billie -
Wade Williams Temple -
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe Jackie -
Betty Buckley Let -
Brad Renfro Wyatte -
Johnathon Schaech Jesse -
Busy Philipps Carol Ann -
Amanda Aday Bevers - F Frederick Flynn Father
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Ashley Edner Young Billie - L Luke Strode Young Jesse
Make it a double feature
3h 41m together
A close match in mood and era.
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