The Dutch Master

The Dutch Master

1993 · 28 min · ★ 4.2 · Romance, Comedy

The Walter Mitty-esque tale of a Brooklyn dental hygienist who escapes into a painting by 17th-century Dutch master Peter de Hooc. The film was nominated for an Oscar for Best Live Action Short Film.

Directed by Susan Seidelman · Written by Jonathan Brett

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