Everything Is Terrible! Does the Hip-Hop Vol. 1: Gettin' A Bad Rap!

Everything Is Terrible! Does the Hip-Hop Vol. 1: Gettin' A Bad Rap!

NR 2013 · 47 min · ★ 8.0 · Comedy, Music

To prove they're still 'with it' and 'urban,' Everything is Terrible! has taken the entire history of co-opted cool, and bashed it together into one continuous mix that will not only please your earballs, but also your eyelobes. Can we B real 4 a second? Everyone knows rap music is best when performed by white people promoting reasonably-priced hammed-burgers. So doesn't it make sense to witness and celebrate the REAL birth of hip-hop? You know, the one involving child actors rappin' 'bout stamps, and claymation doughboys spittin' rhymes 'bout crescent rolls! And you'd never in a billion years think old ladies can rap- BUT THEY TOTALLY CAN! After EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!, you’ll never need to listen to music again! For various reasons! ...And it don’t stop! Word!

Directed by Dimitri Simakis

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