Piraten Massaker

1945 - The war is lost. But the fanatical Waffen SS is still fighting and prolongs the madness of killing. An officer is given the task of taking Adolf Hitler's uniform to the tailor for repair. But it gets lost in the turmoil of war. Today in the present, a Mafia boss gets the crazy idea to clone the "Führer" with the help of the uniform. The madness takes its course...

Charly is a complete loser who forms a gang to rescue his sister from a vampire.

Beate Thruse develops special female, human-like robots with Catwoman costumes for lonely, desperate men without sex lives. But unfortunately the Cats are all defective and have to be withdrawn. Unfortunately too late, because in the small town of Stadtlohn, the tame Cats have mutated into killer cats.

An Indian girl is almost raped by Civil War soldiers while hunting. A general prevents worse and when the general's adjutant is badly wounded, she gives him life with the help of a snake's venom. But the poison changes the officer.

When an outcast cop receives a lead to the location of a notorious assassin, he sets out to find him but walks directly into a trap. Beat up and knocked out, he wakes up in Breakdown Forest, the most dangerous place on earth; a large-scale battle arena in the wilderness. It’s a fight to the death and only the strongest will survive.

Who says Sleeping Beauty is a girl? We know that it is a male vampire who is just waiting to be awakened by a kiss. Because death is only the beginning...

Executioner Runkel wins the prince's favorite wife in a game of chance. However, the prince misses his wife so much that he demands her back. A bloody battle breaks out.

It all started with the first Zombie infection in the year 1945. Two fanatic doctors accidentally discover the virus that causes the dead to walk again. However, they quickly realize the undead can not be controlled. Their appetite for human flesh is too strong to allow conscience. Many years later the two scientists start a new experiment, leaving behind a trail of blood...

The military has developed a new biological warfare agent. A corrupt officer wants to sell the death virus to the Mafia. Since the leading doctor died during the tests, a replacement is needed quickly. The replacement is quickly found, but he steals the agent and runs off with it. Now begins a bloody hunt for the doctor and his two daughters...

Strange things are going on in the sleepy little town of Stadtlohn. A doctor at the local hospital is experimenting with his patients to turn them into will-less "exhibitionist killers". Unfortunately, the first leather coat creature manages to escape to his family. But strangely enough, the exposure results in his immediate death. The sister of the noodle wielder is not at all pleased about this and wants to inform the police about the mad doctor. In the meantime, he has created a whole army of perverted murderers and sends them out to destroy the witnesses. A bloody butchery marathon takes its course.

Alina is haunted on the phone by the bloodthirsty ghost of her Nazi grandfather. Frustrated and filled with bitterness, he wants to get his offspring out of the diabolical spiral of drug addiction and criminality - by force, if necessary! But it is already too late: when the cocaine-addicted blonde kidnaps a policeman and falls in love with him, she ends up in the rehab clinic of a perverted doctor. In addition, she finally has the criminal underworld at the lightly dressed butt cheek. In a love and drug frenzy, sexy Alina wreaks havoc on friend and foe alike.

Two sisters start a bloody campaign against a gang of man-eaters. But when they discover that their own father is the leader of the cannibals, a world collapses for them.

Bob is a stereotype of a construction worker. He's not particularly hard-working and his thoughts are only on food and women. His hard-working boss, the site manager, doesn't like that at all. While working with his excavator, Bob comes across an old bomb. When he tries to retrieve it, there is an explosion and Bob inexplicably gets into the hostile time of the Nazi regime, somehow just tries to get back to today and has to survive a lot...

Forklift driver Klaus returns - Now the boss has to drive. The chaos continues to take its course!!! Due to food poisoning, many workers are down in the company. After a long search for new forklift drivers, the boss himself goes as a teacher on the forklift and thus makes " the buck to the gardener ".No idea of the technology , no safety measures and in addition coke comes into play. The colleagues, girls and the daily work routine offer enough distraction and provide for bumps, accidents and funerals on the continuous line.

All Alina wants is peace and quiet! But this is not granted to her. There are her neighbors, who have sex noisily, the burglar, whom she catches in the act and finally a zombie apocalypse breaks out directly in front of her house. From now on, undead contaminated by radioactivity roam the city. Even her best friend is now an infected zombie. Alina's only hope is her brother, a monk, who sets out to find his sister despite his thirst for blood and hunger for human brains. Alina, on the other hand, is desperate to escape the apocalypse and sets out with her dog, a syringe full of iodine and a revolver...

Aliens have landed on Earth! They are in search of fresh blood! The aliens have chosen female menstruation as their main food source. No "Bloody Mary" is safe from the intergalactic vampires! But a fearless troop under the leadership of the village idiot Jockel Rangebumm faces the monsters! True to the motto: "You want blood? Then come and get it!" the astro-zombies are properly heated up!