Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
1989 · 89 min · ★ 9.0 · Comedy
Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.
Directed by Walter Bannert · Written by Erich Tomek
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Christopher Mitchum Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg -
Angela Alvarado Angela -
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Julia Kent KX 3 -
Corinna Drews Ida -
Amadeus August Anführer der Spione - K Käte Jaenicke Gundula
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Ernest Borgnine Bischof -
Arthur Brauss Colonel -
Rüdiger Bahr Karl -
Robi Draco Rosa Peter
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