We Should Not Exist

We Should Not Exist

2006 · 88 min · ★ 4.1 · Comedy, Drama

Hervé is a 37-year-old porno movie actor. Weary of the excesses of this fringe universe, he decides to hang up his Condoman costume and turn over a new leaf as a mainstream movie actor. He thus enters a world he knows nothing about. Rejected by his fellow actors, Hervé is just dying to learn the rules of the game. He then encounters LZA...

Directed by Hervé P. Gustave

Your Rating

Cast

Make it a double feature

3h together

We Should Not Exist

It Boy

Both from Hervé P. Gustave.

More from Hervé P. GustaveSee all →

It Boy

38-year-old Alice has everything to become the next editor-in-chief of Rebelle magazine except for her uptight image. But when the young and charming Balthazar, barely 20, crosses Alice's path, she realizes that he holds the key to her promotion.

What's Your Job Daddy?

What's Your Job Daddy? · 2014

What's Your Job Daddy?

MovieDocumentary

Hervé is preparing for an upcoming film shoot at the same time as his baby son prepares to take his first steps. For Gwen, his girlfriend, it is the moment to lay down some rules : either Hervé continues his life as porn film star alone, or he accepts his responsabilities and becomes a normal dad.

The Pornographer

The Pornographer · 2001

The Pornographer

A former porn director, who once elevated the genre with 1960s counter-culture ideals, returns to filmmaking after 20 years, clashing with his producer's hard-core vision. Estranged from his son over the family business, they begin reconnecting as the son embraces political activism, while the director seeks personal renewal.

Baise-moi

Baise-moi · 2000

MovieCrimeDrama

Nadine and Manu are two mad women, as tidy as can be, almost perfectionists. They have several things in common: extreme sex, drugs, beer and the trigger. They find the solution to their problems with guns and beware to those who dare to get in their way!

Hypergolique

Hypergolique · 2004

Hervé P. Gustave acts in a play and mingles with the audience.

I Dreamt Under the Water

I Dreamt Under the Water · 2008

I Dreamt Under the Water

MovieDramaRomance

Antoine, a handsome boy in his 20s, falls for a straight best friend who does not reciprocate, and being a junkie exits the film quite early. Enter a girl, who seems to make him happy again, after he has tried living as a rent boy with men, having some familial, financial difficulties. But the girl is a junkie too.

There Is No Sexual Rapport

There Is No Sexual Rapport · 2011

There Is No Sexual Rapport

MovieDocumentary

A portrait of HPG, actor, director, and producer of pornographic films, entirely conceived from the thousands of hours of making-of recorded during his film shoots. More than a simple archive of the behind the scenes of an X-rated film, this documentary questions pornography and the passion for reality that characterizes it.

Super Z

Super Z · 2022

MovieHorrorComedy

The adventures of a family of genetically modified super-zombies.

Hip Moves

Hip Moves · 2012

Hervé is a lonely man who lives only for his self-defense courses. Fired from the zoo where he works because he depresses the animals, he becomes a night watchman in a factory. To pass the time, he watches the comings and goings of a strange pair of lovers: his colleague and his wife who sells her body with her husband's blessing.

Marion

Love hurts. A comic, sexually charged reflection on remorse and freedom.

Hôpital psychiatrique de garnison

Hôpital psychiatrique de garnison · 2002

Hôpital psychiatrique de garnison

HPG explores sex , fantasy and the nature of the camera.

Option artiste 1/2 et 2/2

Option artiste 1/2 et 2/2 · 2005

Option artiste 1/2 et 2/2

An artist is given two alternatives. Which will she choose?

Henry Chapier

Henry Chapier · 2007

An interview with journalist Henry Chapier.

Danger, risque de chute

Danger, risque de chute · 2006

Danger, risque de chute

A 4th wall breaking exploration of a woman in pain.

HPG, son vit, son oeuvre

HPG, son vit, son oeuvre · 1999

HPG, son vit, son oeuvre

For two years, HPG has daily pointed his camera on his work, his friends, his lovers. Exposed, sometimes with unusual tenderness, his thoughts, his emotions, his body, his sex. He thus delivers a hilarious and poetic filmed diary, a piece of raw brutal art, Bukowskien until the end of the night.

J'aime la censure

J'aime la censure · 2006

J'aime la censure

A commentary on censorship.

More Like This

Candy

MovieAdventureComedy

A high school girl encounters a variety of kookie characters and humorous sexual situations while searching for the meaning of life.

Love

MovieDramaRomance

Murphy is an American living in Paris who enters a highly sexually and emotionally charged relationship with the unstable Electra. Unaware of the seismic effect it will have on their relationship, they invite their pretty neighbor into their bed.

Lovers: A True Story

Lovers: A True Story · 1991

Lovers: A True Story

MovieCrimeDrama

A torrid affair between a recently discharged serviceman and an attractive widow leads to murder.

The Ages of Lulu

The Ages of Lulu · 1990

The Ages of Lulu

Fifteen-year-old Lulu has never known any affection from her family. But when she goes to a rock concert with Pablo, a friend of the family, he introduces Lulu to her first sexual experience. Years later, Pablo and Lulu have married; Pablo has created a sheltered, private world for Lulu, into which nothing intrudes. However, Lulu tires of her cloistered existence, and begins hanging out in shady bars, looking for vicarious thrills and danger.

Recently, My Sister Is Unusual

Recently, My Sister Is Unusual · 2014

Recently, My Sister Is Unusual

MovieComedyFantasy

Mitsuki and Yuya become stepsister and stepbrother because of their parents' marriage. Mitsuki can't get along with her new family and Yuya doesn't know how to approach his new stepsister. One day, Mitsuki becomes possessed by the spirit of Hiyori. Hiyori likes Yuya and believes Yuya can help her get to heaven. Hiyori places a leather chastity belt upon on Mitsuki and a plan takes place to help send Hiyori to heaven.

Rate this film

Your ratings make Midnight smarter