Men Cry Bullets

Men Cry Bullets

No One Is Too Pretty to Die!

NR 1998 · 105 min · ★ 4.3 · Comedy, Drama

A young man wants to be a female impersonator, but gets mocked in his very first performance by a fierce older woman. He finds out where she lives and goes to her house expecting an apology. Instead, she locks him in her shed and rapes him. It makes him fall for her. But soon her even darker side reveals itself when she believes he is attracted to her more beautiful visiting cousin.

Directed by Tamara Hernandez · Written by Tamara Hernandez

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Cast

Steven Nelson Billy
Honey Lauren Gloria
Jeri Ryan Lydia
Michael Mangiamele Paper Boy
Harry Ralston Freddy Fishnets
Bob Sherer Bootser
Sabrina Bertaccini Collette
Jon Simanton The Devil
Allan Louis Cherry-Ho
Chanda Tarty Tina
Michelle Joyner Billy's Mother
Maximilian A. Mastrangelo Billy's Father

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