Kiss Me You Fucking Moron

Kiss Me You Fucking Moron

2013 · 94 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy, Drama, Romance

Some teenagers are ambitiously setting up a famous Jon Fosse-play. They hire a well known actor to be their mentor, unaware that he's going through a life crisis. Their new mentor chooses Vegard, promising footballer and local douchebag, to play the leading role.

Directed by Stian Kristiansen · Written by Kamilla Krogsveen

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