The Absent-Minded Waiter

The Absent-Minded Waiter

NR 1977 · 7 min · ★ 6.7 · Comedy

Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.

Directed by Carl Gottlieb · Written by Steve Martin

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