The Crazysitter

The Crazysitter

She'll steal your heart... after she sells your kids!

PG-13 1994 · 92 min · ★ 5.3 · Comedy, Family

When a petty criminal escapes from jail, she lays low by posing as a babysitter for two seemingly precious children. But when she decides to sell them for a quick profit, she gets more than she bargained for.

Directed by Michael McDonald · Written by Michael McDonald

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