Theft

Theft

NR 2007 · 90 min · ★ 2.6 · Comedy, Drama

When Guy Simms is yanked out of his mundane routine mopping floors at the gay cabaret and accused of burning down the evangelical church by the town preacher, Guy overcomes his fear of authority to prove his innocence in this sardonic film about Leathermen, the Bible and fighting for freedom.

Directed by Paul Bright · Written by Paul Bright

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