Clattering Chastity Belts

Clattering Chastity Belts

1974 · 92 min · ★ 3.5 · Comedy

Well, who says that they were chaste and modest, the ladies and damsels of yesteryear? And even the knights themselves. They knew exactly why they had the chastity belt fastened to their ladies' pretty bodies when they themselves went on crusade or had other important official business to attend to. Better safe than sorry - that's what the robber baron Archibald meant in our case, or in this cheerful film case, when he was summoned to help by his bosom friend Sigurd and went to war with his proud host.

Directed by Franz Marischka

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Peter Steiner Archibald
Johnny Kraaijkamp Sr. Bert
Eleonore Leipert Sieglinde
Rinaldo Talamonti Fernando Giovanni Lorenzo Luigi Francesco Ministrone Aurelio
Pietro Martellanza
Walter Kraus Kuni
Helga Bender
Hartmut Neugebauer
Jean Droze Fürst Sigurd von Schreckenstein
Birgit Bergen
Miriam Daniel
Anne Graf Geldstückepisodenopfer

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