The Birth of the Goalie of the 2001 F.A. Cup Final
1982 · 6 min · ★ 6.0 · Comedy, Drama
A slow-witted couple decide to start a family.
Directed by Mike Leigh · Written by Mike Leigh
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‘I thought it was a cracking idea, and I would have done forty of them or fifty ‘ so you’d see them all the time, and sometimes you might see a character you never saw again, sometimes you might see somebody popping up for a moment and then be a main character in another one, or there’d be a couple of ones that would run on to a narrative. It would be a whole microcosm of the world. There was debate about whether they should be shown at the same time or they should be dotted around the channel, like currants in the pudding, as Tony Garnett, the producer, called it.’
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