El Santos vs la Tetona Mendoza
2012 · 96 min · ★ 6.6 · Comedy, Animation
Santos, an overweight pacheco fighter suffers from his recent divorce with La Tetona Mendoza, a voluptuous and wild female fighter. To get out of his depression, Santos begins a campaign to help Sahuayo Zombies. However, his philanthropic campaign soon becomes a very profitable business that leverages Santos for their benefit. The population becomes a zombie plague and Santos threatens to dispose of them. However, the Peyote Murderer gets rid of the zombies. But the world without zombies turns out to be worse than anyone could have imagined and the only choice to save the nation is for Santos and Peyote to work together to repopulate the world.
Directed by Alejandro Lozano · Written by Augusto Mendoza
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Daniel Giménez Cacho Santos (voice) -
Héctor Jiménez El Cabo (voice) -
José María Yázpik Peyote Asesino (voice) -
Regina Orozco La Tetona Mendoza (voice) -
Joaquín Cosío El Jefe (voice) -
Cecilia Suárez Kikis Corcuera / La Caperuza (voice) -
Irene Azuela Rata Maruca / Sirena Lupe (voice) -
Jesús Ochoa Diablo Zepeda (voice) -
Guillermo del Toro Gamborimbo Ponx (voice) -
Dolores Heredia Poquianchis del Espacio (voice) -
Julieta Venegas Poquianchis 2 (voice) -
Rocío Verdejo Poquianchis 3 (voice)
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