Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

1985 · 89 min · ★ 6.1 · Western, Comedy, Horror, Music, Fantasy, Drama

Cocky cockney snooker player Billy Kid accepts the challenge of a grudge match from Maxwell Randall (the Green Baize Vampire), six times world champion; the loser will never play professional snooker again.

Directed by Alan Clarke · Written by Trevor Preston

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