Austen's Least Romantic

Austen's Least Romantic

Not everyone ends up with Darcy.

PG-13 2026 · 5 min · Comedy

Convinced that Jane Austen wrote a love story for every scenario, a Darcy-obsessed woman must do everything in her power to prove her theory wrong when she finds out her story might be Northanger Abbey—Austen's least romantic novel.

Directed by Bernadette Santos Schwegel · Written by Bernadette Santos Schwegel

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