Crooks Anonymous

Crooks Anonymous

No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"

NR 1962 · 88 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy, Crime

A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.

Directed by Ken Annakin · Written by Ken Annakin

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