The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

Forgive me father, for I am 14.

R 2002 · 104 min · ★ 6.7 · Comedy, Drama

A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.

Directed by Peter Care · Written by Jeff Stockwell

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