Partridge and Moulding Want To Get Laid

We invite you to speculate about the far far future of The Internet and World Wide Web. Not the Past or Present, but what the Internet could be. We want you to speculate about the future of this medium of communication, what form does it take? Does it even exist? Or can we even perceive it? We are at a threshold, there are many possible timelines, so lets speculate. Create the future you dream, the future you fear or the future that we may not expect. Create the future of the internet. With abundance.

In the year 5000, two humanoid descendants desperately searching for food on the ravaged planet Earth come across an ancient relic and meet the last remnant of the Internet… who is a paper clip.