Awkward Pick Up Lines

Little Michael has vicious allergies, and when babysitter Meredith arrives for a night of no-nonsense, he's swiftly dispatched to the yard...where his delicate condition takes a turn for the worse.

Ambitious artist Jabari attempts to balance success and love when he moves into his dream Manhattan apartment and falls for his next-door neighbor.

When Sarah accidentally proposes to her girlfriend in Provincetown, the mixup turns their loving relationship into a minefield of marital exploration.

An unlucky dude encounters a sticky situation after accidentally swallowing bubblegum.

In an abandoned house, a broken wind-up doll stirs to life and undertakes a quiet, ritualistic task: planting a human tooth in a small pot of soil. It carefully tends the tooth with water and patience, waiting for something to grow. Time stretches on and the doll ultimately abandons the pot. But under the cold glow of moonlight, the soil stirs. Small hands claw their way out, and something new is born.

A vintage cereal commercial turns sinister.

An uncomfortable situation unfolds, park-side.

Tune in to the blind date woes of Rick and Becky.

Christopher Gray has been in love with Stacey for quite some time, and no amount of lemonade can cool his desire. Meanwhile, Barry Flint has just bought his son a five-foot python from the pet store.

"The Salty Toons Animation Show" was a special event featuring a collection of adult-themed animated films, exhibited at Big Irv's Gallery in Brooklyn, New York and curated by Peter Ahern. This show opening title sequence follows the strange journey of a salty mixture as it passes through descending levels of decay, flesh and darkness.