A Hoof Here, a Hoof There

A Hoof Here, a Hoof There

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1989 · 129 min · ★ 5.8 · Drama, Comedy

A striking generational tragicomedy, A Hoof Here, a Hoof There is a caustic group portrait of pals who enjoy a tipple, all kinds of hi-jinks and no-strings sexual adventures. Auditor Pepe, vet Dědek and restaurant manager František are financially secure and enjoy life with their similarly fun-loving girlfriends—at least until the moment when the brash Pepe collapses and ends up in hospital.

Directed by Věra Chytilová · Written by Pavel Škapík

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