I Hate Helen

I Hate Helen

I hate the way her fat ass jiggles when she’s excited. I hate the way she looks at the boys with gooey sex eyes. I hate her wet spitty mouth. She is a slag and I hate her.

2025 · 7 min · Drama, Romance

A teenage girl grapples with her confusing feelings for the classmate she insists she hates.

Directed by Katie Lambert

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