The Hitmen

The Hitmen

One Angry Mafia Boss, One Troublesome Wife, One Distracting Baby, and Two Hapless Hitmen....... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

PG-13 2024 · 84 min · Crime, Comedy, Action, Drama, Family

"The Hitmen" is a fun and highly entertaining Comedy/Crime mashup, about challenges to the loyalty and honor of two mob enforcers, and the decisions they must make that could be the difference between life and death........ including their own. "The Hitmen" blends high-stakes mafia action with comedic misadventure and delivers an engaging blend of crime and comedy, driven by sharp writing and strong performances. The authenticity and humorous story centers around the mob enforcers whose latest assignment takes a comedic twist when they find themselves caring for Carlucci’s infant son. The Hitmen not only showcases the talent and vision of its creators, but also serves as proof that independent productions can succeed on major platforms.

Directed by Anthony N Galizia Sr · Written by Anthony N Galizia Sr

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Anthony N Galizia Sr Carlo
Danny Klapadoras Vic
Alicia Carreno Katherine "Kiki" Carlucci
Raffi Russo Carmine Carlucci
Jasmine Viana Darla
Chad Ridgely Club Patron 1
Chris Coombe Valet
Dimitri French Henchman 1
Medwin Elwin Henchman 2

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