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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

America's finest news source.

2008 · 90 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Directed by Tom Kuntz · Written by Robert D. Siegel

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