The Only Living Pickpocket in New York

The Only Living Pickpocket in New York

R 2026 · 88 min · Crime, Drama

Harry Lehman is an aging pickpocket who plies his trade with ever-diminishing returns in a drastically changed New York. Wallets stuffed with cash have been replaced by easily cancelled credit cards, and Harry struggles to make ends meet as he cares for his disabled wife, Rosie. When he unwittingly purloins and fences a valuable USB stick, Harry finds himself in a race against time to return the loot or face the rage of a vengeful crime family.

Directed by Noah Segan · Written by Noah Segan

In theaters Oct 23, 2026

Cast

John Turturro Harry
Giancarlo Esposito Detective Warren
Will Price Dylan
Tatiana Maslany Kelly
Victoria Moroles Eve
Steve Buscemi Ben
Jamie Lee Curtis Moira
Karina Arroyave Rosie
Jack Mulhern Bryce
Octavian Reccy Kid at Community Center (uncredited)

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