What About Dick?

What About Dick?

“Oscar Wilde on acid,” “like Downton Abbey and almost as funny,” “like E.M Forster on steroids” and “a cross between a budgerigar and an accountant.”

2012 · 80 min · ★ 7.5 · Comedy

The movie begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley, and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano. The Piano narrates the tale of Dick; his two cousins: Emma, an emotionally stunted English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie who all live together in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin, who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.

Directed by Eric Idle · Written by Eric Idle

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Suzy Eddie Izzard Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley
Eric Idle The Piano
Russell Brand Dick
Jane Leeves Emma
Sophie Winkleman Helena
Tracey Ullman Aunt Maggie
Tim Curry Reverend Whoopsie
Billy Connolly Inspector McGuffin
Jim Piddock Sergeant Ken Russell
John Du Prez
Tony Palermo
Gene Black

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