Welcome to Squallitch

Welcome to Squallitch

It is a lovely day here in Squallitch. Let me show you around...

2024 · 7 min · Comedy, Horror

A short film about the serene and dream-like town of Squallitch, Greater London. Introduced by British filmmaker, Alan Brown; scrutinised by Guardian columnist, Randolph Lloyd Kopecky; later rebutted by Alan Brown and even later surrebutted by Randolph Lloyd Kopecky.

Directed by William Woodward · Written by William Woodward

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