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Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.

Lightninging

An evil doll gives some nice boys electricity powers.

Arbor Days, Nebraskan Knights

It's Arbor Day and Professor Teachman surprises his Community-College class with a visit from a special guest who is going to enlighten the students about the complex meaning of this wondrous holiday.

The Magician

As his sanity boils in the hot, syrupy dark void of his dying soul, Aden Tanner, a cocaine-addicted, undercover cop infiltrates the criminal underworld at the expense of his own identity.

Star Beast

Two gods create the first Star Beast.

Gorilla Killer

A man is trained to kill the Mondo Gorilla.

Cabinet

A magic arcade cabinet threatens the world, only the gamers can save it.

Machinations

A gun brandishing monster-child meets his newest sex friends, a protein spewing humanoid turtle and his conspiracy theorist father.

Merry Gentlemen

On the worst day of his life, a man encounters a merry friend who unexpectedly lifts his spirits.

Rubber Band-Off

Storyteller Scott Johnston is about get stretched very thin.

How to Make Friendships

A premium video guide about the magic of platonic human connections.

Human

A local Star Wars enthusiast reluctantly goes over his fat-creepy co-workers house to watch a movie.

Lightninging 2: Tinglinging

Captain Bromble, the nefarious dummy mastermind behind the mysterious electrical superpowers, drops in on Mike and Ian as they try to relish a quiet evening at home watching car commercials.

Back to the Last Action Bogus Journey

Two fanboys recklessly use a magic ticket and get sucked into their favorite internet video.

Poetry Betwixt Friendship

Kingsley, a man with a dark romantic history, and Stefan, a young boy with dreams of friendship, are forced into a scuffle over sentiments attached to a pastry.

Mysteries Of Cryptid Sex #1799

The last thing ever uploaded of him...was this.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev travels to America to make a documentary. As he zigzags across the nation, Borat meets real people in real situations with hysterical consequences. His backwards behavior generates strong reactions around him exposing prejudices and hypocrisies in American culture.

Pink Flamingos

Notorious Baltimore criminal and underground figure Divine goes up against Connie & Raymond Marble, a sleazy married couple who make a passionate attempt to humiliate her and seize her tabloid-given title as "The Filthiest Person Alive".

The Muppet Movie

The Muppets gather to watch their newly-finished big-budget rich-and-famous feature film: a talent agent persuades Kermit the Frog to leave the swamp to pursue a career in Hollywood. On his way there, he meets a bear, a pig, a whatever (his future muppet crew), and some special celebrity guest stars, while being chased by the desperate owner of a frog-leg restaurant!

The Wild Chicks

Twelve-year-old Sprotte has a 'gang' with her three friends Frieda, Melanie, and Trude. Together, the girls care for Sprotte's grandmother's chickens. The new girl in school, Wilma, wishes to join the group, which Melanie is very unhappy about, and on top of all of that they have an ongoing revalisasion with a group of boys.

Rock-A-Doodle

Chanticleer is a foolhardy farm rooster who believes his crows can actually make the sun come up and shine. When the sun rises one morning without Chanticleer's crow, he leaves the farm in disgrace and runs off to become a rock 'n' roll singer. But in his absence, a sinister, sunshine-hating owl prepares to take over.

You’re Missing the Point

Cantinflas, the boyfriend of the servant of a rich industrial man, gets into the house in order to kill a mad dog. Suddenly this man appears so the servant tells him that Cantinflas is his wife's brother (Leonardo), who had been lost for years. The rich man then remembers that his father in law's testament could only be paid when all brothers get together, so treats Cantinflas, a real bum, as a king.

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget

A band of fearless chickens flock together to save poultry-kind from an unsettling new threat: a nearby farm that's cooking up something suspicious.

Chicken Run

The creators of Wallace & Gromit bring you an exciting and original story about a group of chickens determined to fly the coop–even if they can’t fly! It’s hardly poultry in motion when Rocky attempts to teach Ginger and her feathered friends to fly…but, with teamwork, determination and a little bit o’ cluck, the fearless flock plots one last attempt in a spectacular bid for freedom.