The Cottage
Sleeps Six Bloody Comfortably
2008 · 92 min · ★ 6.0 · Horror, Comedy, Crime, Thriller
In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.
Directed by Paul Andrew Williams
Your Rating
Where to Watch
Provider data from JustWatch via TMDB →Cast
-
Andy Serkis David -
Reece Shearsmith Peter -
Jennifer Ellison Tracey -
Steven O'Donnell Andrew - C Cat Meacher Club Receptionist
- D Danny Nussbaum Man in Suit
- L Logan Wong Muk Li San
- J Jonathan Chan-Pensley Chun Yo Fu
- S Simon Schatzberger Steven
-
Doug Bradley Villager with Dog -
Dave Legeno The Farmer -
Katy Murphy Farmer's Wife
More from Paul Andrew WilliamsSee all →
Operator · 2015Operator
★ 7.92015
MovieDrama
An Emergency Services Operator in a Fire Control Room has just started a long night shift when she picks up a call from a desperate young mother. An hour previously, Gemma had fallen asleep in front of the television and has now woken to find the room full of smoke. Her three year old son is trapped in his bedroom upstairs. Flames have started to creep down the stairs that Gemma must use in order to reach him. The operator’s guidance is all that Gemma can rely on in order to survive.
Miss You Already · 2015Miss You Already
★ 7.42015
MovieComedyDrama
The friendship between two life-long girlfriends is put to the test when one starts a family and the other falls ill.
Murdered by My Boyfriend · 2014Murdered by My Boyfriend
★ 7.32014
MovieDramaTV Movie
Drama telling the true story of what happens to a teenage girl when she falls in love with the wrong man. The everyday story of young love turns dark and sinister when the handsome and charming stranger seeks to dominate every aspect of the young woman's life. A tale of contemporary Britain that every young person should watch.
A Confession · 2019A Confession
★ 7.12019
SeriesCrimeDrama
The story of how Detective Superintendent Steve Fulcher deliberately breached police procedure and protocol to catch a killer, a decision that ultimately cost him his career and reputation.
The Walk-In · 2022The Walk-In
★ 6.92022
SeriesDramaCrime
Forced to flee the UK and go into hiding in the 1990s, when he became a mole from within the BNP, Matthew Collins returned to Britain to make a new life for himself, working with young white men in the fight against radicalisation.
Suspect: The Shooting of Jean Charles De Menezes · 2025Suspect: The Shooting of Jean Charles De Menezes
★ 6.92025
SeriesDrama
London is rocked by terrorist attacks as armed police shoot dead an innocent man on his way to work.
Song for Marion · 2012Song for Marion
★ 6.82012
MovieMusicComedy
Arthur is a grumpy pensioner who can't understand why his wife Marion would want to embarrass herself singing silly songs with her unconventional local choir. But choir director Elizabeth sees something special in the reluctant Arthur and refuses to give up on him. As she coaxes him out of his shell, Arthur realizes that it is never too late to change.
Dates · 2013Dates
★ 6.72013
SeriesDrama
Dates is a British television romantic drama series created by Bryan Elsley, who also created Skins, which first aired on Channel 4 on 10 June 2013, at 22:00, as part of its "Mating Season" programming, illustrating a series of first dates between online dating service users. The show's target audience is "ABC1".
The Eichmann Show · 2015The Eichmann Show
★ 6.72015
MovieDramaHistory
The behind-the-scenes true life story of a groundbreaking producer, Milton Fruchtman, and blacklisted TV director Leo Hurwitz who, overcoming enormous obstacles, set out to capture the testimony of one of the war's most notorious Nazis, Adolf Eichmann, who is accused of executing the 'final solution' and organising the murder of 6 million Jews. This is the extraordinary story of how the trial came to be televised and the team that made it happen.
Cleaner · 2025Cleaner
★ 6.62025
MovieActionThriller
When a group of radical activists take over an energy company's annual gala, seizing 300 hostages, an ex-soldier turned window cleaner suspended 50 storeys up on the outside of the building must save those trapped inside, including her older brother.
Strangers · 2018Strangers
★ 6.52018
SeriesDramaCrime
A sheltered London professor attempts to uncover the cause of his wife’s mysterious death in Hong Kong, traveling there after discovering she died in a car accident on the mountain roads of Tai Po.
Bull · 2021Bull
★ 6.42021
MovieCrimeThriller
Ten years after he was last seen, a vicious mob enforcer returns home to find his son and methodically track down the gang that double-crossed him. His quest for revenge soon leads to a savage showdown between his wife and her mob boss father.
Dragonfly · 2025Dragonfly
★ 6.42025
MovieThrillerDrama
Neglected pensioner Elsie finds an unexpected ally in her younger neighbour Colleen. Over time, a friendship grows but Elsie’s resentful, guilt-ridden son stirs up tensions that bring shocking consequences.
London to Brighton · 2006London to Brighton
★ 6.32006
MovieCrimeDrama
It's 3:07am and two girls burst into a run down London toilet. Joanne is crying her eyes out and her clothing is ripped. Kelly's face is bruised and starting to swell. Duncan Allen lies in his bathroom bleeding to death. Duncan's son finds his father and wants answers. Derek – Kelly's pimp – needs to find Kelly or it will be him who pays.
The Fear Index · 2022The Fear Index
★ 6.32022
SeriesDrama
Dr. Alex Hoffman, an American ex-pat physicist, creates an AI-driven system that exploits fear in the financial markets and operates at lightning speed to make big returns. But on the day of launch, Alex’s sanity is shaken after he is viciously attacked at his home by a man who knows all of his security codes. After more unexplained occurrences, Alex becomes convinced he’s being framed.
Isolation Stories · 2020Isolation Stories
★ 6.22020
SeriesDrama
A series of four short dramas depicting life in lockdown. Each episode will be 15 minutes in duration and will reflect what families are going through after weeks of isolation. The series will be filmed observing the strict rules of lockdown with actors and their families filming the scenes themselves watched remotely by the directors. Each of the directors — Paul Whittington, Paul Andrew Williams, Louise Hooper and David Blair — will be watching footage via their mobile phones and giving advice to the actors and their family members about camera positioning, scene composition and lighting as they record the scenes.
More Like This
Went the Day Well? · 1942Went the Day Well?
★ 7.21942
MovieWarThriller
The quiet village of Bramley End is taken over by German troops posing as Royal Engineers. Their task is to disrupt England's radar network in preparation for a full scale German invasion. Once the villagers discover the true identity of the troops, they do whatever they can to thwart the Nazis plans.
Did You Hear About the Morgans? · 2009Did You Hear About the Morgans?
★ 5.42009
MovieComedyDrama
New Yorkers Paul and Meryl Morgan seem to have it all -- except that their marriage is crumbling around them. But their romantic woes are small compared to the trouble they find themselves in after witnessing a murder. To protect them from an assassin, federal agents whisk away Paul and Meryl to a small town in Wyoming, where their marriage will crash and burn, or their passion will reignite.
The Titfield Thunderbolt · 1953The Titfield Thunderbolt
★ 7.01953
MovieComedy
When British Railways announce the closure of the Titfield to Mallingford branch line a group of local residents make a bid to run it themselves, backed by a monied member of the community who is attracted by the complete lack of licensing hours on trains. Unfortunately the local bus company starts to use methods that can hardly be seen as fair competition.
I'm Not Scared · 2003I'm Not Scared
★ 7.12003
MovieMysteryDrama
In a tiny community enclosed by wheat fields, the adults shelter indoors, while six children venture out on their bikes across the scorched, deserted countryside. Exploring a dilapidated and uninhabited farmhouse, nine-year-old Michele discovers a secret so momentous, so terrible, that he dares not tell anyone about it...
Masterminds · 1997Masterminds
★ 5.31997
MovieActionAdventure
A rebellious computer engineering prodigy uses his talent for pranks to outwit the security consultant who has taken the students at his prestigious private school hostage.
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue · 1974The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue
★ 6.41974
MovieHorrorScience Fiction
When a series of murders hit the remote English countryside, a detective suspects a pair of travelers when it is actually the work of the undead, jarred back to life by an experimental ultra-sonic radiation machine used by the Ministry of Agriculture to kill insects.
Swimming Pool · 2003Swimming Pool
★ 6.52003
MovieCrimeThriller
A British crime novelist travels to her publisher's upmarket summer house in Southern France to seek solitude in order to work on her next book. However, the unexpected arrival of the publisher's daughter induces complications and a subsequent crime.
Fargo · 1996Fargo
★ 7.81996
MovieCrimeDrama
Jerry, a small-town Minnesota car salesman is bursting at the seams with debt... but he's got a plan. He's going to hire two thugs to kidnap his wife in a scheme to collect a hefty ransom from his wealthy father-in-law. It's going to be a snap and nobody's going to get hurt... until people start dying. Enter Police Chief Marge, a coffee-drinking, parka-wearing - and extremely pregnant - investigator who'll stop at nothing to get her man. And if you think her small-time investigative skills will give the crooks a run for their ransom... you betcha!
The Edukators · 2004The Edukators
★ 7.12004
MovieDramaComedy
Three activists cobble together a kidnapping plot after they encounter a businessman in his home.
