The Cottage

The Cottage

Sleeps Six Bloody Comfortably

2008 · 92 min · ★ 6.0 · Horror, Comedy, Crime, Thriller

In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.

Directed by Paul Andrew Williams

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