Line Up and Lay Down
70s Eurotrash sex comedy
1973 · 64 min · ★ 4.2 · Comedy, Romance
Erotic comedy about an incorrigible womanizer whose lecherous love life becomes too much to handle. Things culminate when his jealous friends arrange for his fiancee and his mistresses to meet him at the same time.
Directed by Jean-François Davy · Written by Jean-François Davy
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Malisa Longo Christa -
Philippe Gasté Gilles Pilar -
Anne Libert Juliette -
Karine Jeantet Françoise -
Monique Vita Monique - P Pierre Danny Max
- C Christian Duroc Claude Mouret
- J Jean Roche Xavier Monfort
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Mimma Biscardi Barbara -
Michèle Perello La secrétaire de Claude -
Laurence Badie Suzette, la première secrétaire de Gilles -
Anne-Marie Coffinet La secrétaire de Xavier
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