The Ballad of the Sad Cafe

The Ballad of the Sad Cafe

A love story unlike any you've ever seen.

PG-13 1991 · 101 min · ★ 5.8 · Drama, Romance, Comedy, Mystery

A small-town eccentric opens a café in her decaying home.

Directed by Simon Callow · Written by Michael Hirst

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