Cantaloupe-a-dopamine and the Dance of the Melonless Mind

Actors

Actor-filmmaker Peter Vack decides to re-identify as female to maintain relevance in the art and entertainment world. This horrifies Peter's sister Betsey and makes her spiral deep into a mania of sibling rivalry as she desperately searches for her own artistic voice.

Fat Fleshy Fingers

An anthology film that tells the tales of eight hapless souls infected with a monstrous sexually transmitted parasite that holds eldritch powers over its host’s mind.

From Water Comes Melon

As Mother Nature's ice cream melts, the last watermelon washes ashore, forcing a woman to choose between love or inescapable doom.

Forelsket

It's Friday night. Freddy and Betsey meet at a library and hit it off. They decide to go on a dinner date. Dan and Mia are the third wheels.

Bachelorette Party

A VHS nightmare about two brothers who throw their sister a bachelorette party complete with an Eggo Waffle cake, Four Lokos, and a male stripper. From there, the film accelerates into dark carnage.

Fingerilla

"In a far away, fucked up land, there lives a broke country-fried blonde who isn’t so bright. Consuming raw chicken & collecting beer cans out of the river to make ends meet, she spends her ditzy days caring for her decrepit grandmother in their dilapidated abode. But after a sinister demon of static steals an egg that she believes to be her baby, she is flung unto a seriously perverse quest to be reunited with said egg. Rummaging through her shabby woodland town by jet ski, inhaling all the drugs that cross her path, she encounters a myriad of total nutjobs. Some try to turn her on to God, some let her suck on their toes, while others pour 40s over her head, or seek to demolish her innocent soul. No childhood imagination is safe from this disturbingly depraved fable of nooky, dope, and degeneracy." - Spectacle Theater