This Doesn't Mean Anything, Right?

This Doesn't Mean Anything, Right?

A teetering relationship on a table for two.

2024 · 6 min · Romance, Comedy

A young couple teeter on the brink of a mutual breakup at a restaurant. Yet, with each shocking revelation of the other’s true feelings, they desperately attempt to to rekindle their connection through means of seduction.

Directed by Daniel Gransden · Written by Daniel Gransden

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