Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates

The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.

2024 · 107 min · ★ 3.0 · Comedy, Family, Crime

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Directed by Jeff Hamm · Written by Justin Chaffee

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Jay Dee Walters Jack Tyler
Ryan T. Johnson Sticky/Kenny Rogers
Candace Kirkpatrick Maria Tyler
Eric Hanson Fast Eddie
Phil Mendoza Marcos Fernandez
Bill Jenkins Mayor Jim
David D. Ford David
Natalie Jones Charley
Molly Peyton Sarah
Kara Rainer Sally Jones
Noah Archibald Bobby
Cody C King Delivery Man

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