They Call Him Cemetery

They Call Him Cemetery

1971 · 94 min · ★ 6.3 · Western

John and George McIntire are a couple of naive brothers who travel to a lawless western town to see their father. The bumbling siblings get themselves into big trouble after they beat up a member of a gang of extortionists. Fortunately, a mysterious roving gunfighter decides to help the guys out of their jam.

Directed by Giuliano Carnimeo · Written by Enzo Barboni

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