Everybody Wants to Be Italian

Everybody Wants to Be Italian

When it come to love, it's always better to be Italian.

2007 · 105 min · ★ 6.5 · Comedy, Romance

Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?

Directed by Jason Todd Ipson · Written by Jason Todd Ipson

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Jay Jablonski Jake Bianski
Cerina Vincent Marisa Costa
John Kapelos Steve Bottino
John Enos III Gianluca Tempesti
Richard Libertini Papa Aldo Tempesti
Marisa Petroro Isabella Bisclari
Perry Anzilotti Silvano the Tailor
Anthony Russell Nick the Jeweler
Tammy Pescatelli Katerina
Dan Cortese Michael
Judith Scarpone Mrs. Abignali
P.J. Marino Mario Bisciari

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