Frozen Assets
She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
1992 · 96 min · ★ 3.6 · Comedy
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Directed by George T. Miller · Written by Don Klein
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Shelley Long Dr. Grace Murdock -
Corbin Bernsen Zach Shepard -
Teri Copley Peaches -
Larry Miller Newton Patterson -
Dody Goodman Mrs. Patterson -
Jeanne Cooper Zach Shepard's mother -
Jenifer Lewis Jomisha -
Paul Sand McTaggert -
Gerrit Graham Lewis Crandall -
John Asher Bobby Murdock -
Matt Clark J.F. Hughes - G Gloria Camden Gloria the Madam
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