Once Upon a Time in... Hollywierd

Once Upon a Time in... Hollywierd

Cliff is his body double. He finishes what Rick... starts.

NR 2022 · 134 min · Comedy

Actor Rick Smiley Dolphin gained fame and fortune by starring in triple X films but now he struggles to find meaningful work in Hollywierd. He spends most of his time licking lollipops with Cliff Power Boost, his easygoing best friend and longtime sex body double. Rick also happens to live next door to Roman Polanowski’s son and Shannon Tattoo -- the another porn star and promising actress whose future will forever be altered by members of the Charlie Don’t Even Mention and his Family.

Directed by Mariusz Marek Moscicki · Written by Mariusz Marek Moscicki

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Mikael Mattsson Rick Smiley Dolphin
Jon Deline Cliff Power Boost
Sarah Williams Sharon Tattoo
Suzanna Akins Honey
Roman Alcantara Ryan Rain Oats
Justin Berti Robert Drawing Jr.
Lydia Hooker Maggie
Ryan Kendrick Ranch Owner
Kristen Lundberg Olivia
Jeff McDonald Porn Director
Linda Michaels Make-up Artist
Mark Mos Beach Guy

Make it a double feature

3h 42m together

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