Attack of the Swole People

Attack of the Swole People

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2023 · 14 min · ★ 10.0 · Horror, Science Fiction, Comedy

A government agent and her rookie partner race to stop a trio of gym bro extraterrestrials from murdering humans and pilfering their creatine supplies.

Directed by Elijah Broughton · Written by Sean Furey

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