Crime on Their Hands

Crime on Their Hands

The Stooges are furniture upholsterers seeking to be reporters. They investigate a diamond theft and end up solving the case.

NR 1948 · 18 min · ★ 7.1 · Comedy

The Stooges are janitors working in a newspaper office. When an anonymous caller phones in a tip about the theft of a famous diamond, the boys decide to become reporters and go after the crooks. They find the crooks, but Shemp accidentally swallows the diamond which was hidden in a bowl of candy. The crooks want to cut the diamond out, but the boys foil them with the help of a friendly gorilla.

Directed by Edward Bernds · Written by Elwood Ullman

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