Gospel of Ted
Ted Serious
R 2022 · 96 min · Comedy, Adventure, Mystery
Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.
Directed by Alex Wroten · Written by Alex Wroten
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Breanna Foister Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor - J Joe Worthen Harry Shumway
- P Paul Kaufmann Ted
- J Jesse Hamlin Carther Graham
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Seven James Palmer - H Hiren Patel Daniel
- J Jason Walter Stephen
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Jeff Benninghofen Hank - R Ryan Adams Sex Offender
- T Ty Rabideau Mooky
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Key Symone Jenni - M Malik “Big Leak” Smith Jonathan
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