Gospel of Ted

Gospel of Ted

Ted Serious

R 2022 · 96 min · Comedy, Adventure, Mystery

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.

Directed by Alex Wroten · Written by Alex Wroten

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Breanna Foister Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor
Joe Worthen Harry Shumway
Paul Kaufmann Ted
Jesse Hamlin Carther Graham
Seven James Palmer
Hiren Patel Daniel
Jason Walter Stephen
Jeff Benninghofen Hank
Ryan Adams Sex Offender
Ty Rabideau Mooky
Key Symone Jenni
Malik “Big Leak” Smith Jonathan

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