Impenetrable

Impenetrable

2023 · 20 min · Drama, Comedy

Jules has a big goal for her birthday: get laid. But she's got a big obstacle in her way: herself. With an anthropomorphized dilator by her side, Jules learns she may need to open up in more ways than one.

Directed by Geena Pietromonaco · Written by Geena Pietromonaco

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