Don't Go Near the Water

Don't Go Near the Water

THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!

1957 · 107 min · ★ 5.3 · Comedy, Adventure, Romance, War

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Directed by Charles Walters · Written by Dorothy Kingsley

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