Don't Go Near the Water
THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!
1957 · 107 min · ★ 5.3 · Comedy, Adventure, Romance, War
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Directed by Charles Walters · Written by Dorothy Kingsley
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Glenn Ford Lt. J.G. Max Siegel -
Gia Scala Melora Alba -
Earl Holliman Adam Garrett -
Anne Francis Lt. Alice Tomlen -
Keenan Wynn Gordon Ripwell -
Fred Clark Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash -
Eva Gabor Deborah Aldrich -
Russ Tamblyn Ens. Tyson -
Jeff Richards Lt. Ross Pendleton -
Mickey Shaughnessy Farragut Jones -
Howard Smith Admiral Junius Boatwright -
Romney Brent Mr. Alba - Melora's Father
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