How (Not) to Become a Vampire

How (Not) to Become a Vampire

2011 · 7 min · Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

In order to win over a girl, Roy tries to change into what he believes she desires, which happen to be a vampire. But can he make a complete transformation and become something that he isn't destined to be? We can only hope Roy knows what he is doing.

Directed by Keram Malicki-Sánchez · Written by Lori Fischburg

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