The High Crusade

The High Crusade

...because a heathen is a heathen.

1994 · 100 min · ★ 5.2 · Adventure, Fantasy, Comedy, Science Fiction

A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.

Directed by Holger Neuhäuser · Written by Robert G. Brown

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