Jesus, The Total Douchebag

This movie was to be as absurd as Antfarm Dickhole, but Bill Zebub’s research inspired new story ideas. This will still be an unusual tale, but it will be a bit deeper than planned. Then again, Bill Zebub usually adds deeper levels for those who want to explore. It might be safe to call this a spoof of occult horror. That was the original idea. It is more than a parody however.

Thriller about a villain who specializes in home invasions. He breaks in, drugs the liquids in the fridge, and waits for his victims to lose consciousness. Then his fun begins.

A millennial happens to be the son of a mob boss. He has to decide whether to join the mob, or to live life without privilege. The leftist indoctrination from school, media, and social networks makes it hard for him to understand the right wing leanings of his father. Will he trade one form of brainwashing for another' If comedy is a social mirror, then this movie is a social circus-mirror.

This is a comedy about a guy who watches an awful DVDr that was made by one of those fake directors who sell their crap at horror conventions and decides that he too will make a bad movie and sell it for $30 a copy.

In this movie, people become zombies by repeating too many politically-correct statements. The few remaining free-thinkers fight for survival. The reason why the movie is called "Dickless Zombies" is because conformists remove the genitals of any zombie that is killed - the elements would degrade the clothing, which would result in the penis being revealed to any passerbyer. (No, there isn't any depiction of this removal on screen). This shows how stupid average Americans are.

Rachel Crow stars as a woman who is approached by a man who has kidnapped her daughter. If the woman complies with the man's wishes, then the daughter will be set free. If not, the wishes will be carried out on the daughter.

You have never seen bands interviewed like this! Most metal celebrities never expect journalists to ask the most bizarre questions ever imagined, that is, unless they are familiar with "The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds: magazine. Editor "Bill Zebub" has conducted some of the most outrageous metal interviews in history. Whether he irritated the bands or made them laugh, his antics made for interviews that you couldn't stop reading, and now the craziest moments have been compiled in one gigantic collection! METAL RETARDATION says it all. Are you ready to become METALLY RETARDED?

A woman who is researching alien abductions for a book receives increasing reports of nocturnal attackers who are described as resembling Santa Claus. She enlists the aid of a scholar of mythology to see if the legend of Santa has a darker side, and what she discovers is more horrifying than she could never have expected.

At the beach, a pumpkin washes ashore and is promptly and cruelly destroyed by two young women frolicking on the sand. When they crush the pumpkin, their legs are covered in an inexplicable red liquid. Fast forward to Mischief Night when these same two women and their friends find themselves being stalked by a killer Pumpkin Man. Is he just a sicko in a costume or something more bizarre that has marked them for death?

BREAKING HER WILL follows the path of one of the most twisted villains ever to appear on screen. What he does to his captive hitch hiker creates an atmosphere of utterly demented sleaze. Written by Bill Zebub

Rachel's lover has been secretly using penis-enlargement cream that has an unusual side effect which ultimately leads to an abomination. Meanwhile, Vanna supports her boyfriend Dick, who is a modern-day Victor Frankenstein. The search for the rampaging monster intensifies as more victims fall prey.

An inept janitor is fired after repeated offenses, which triggers a brutal kind of revenge, which he takes out on the female workers.

In this extreme sexploitation horror shocker, a psychotic priest travels through a seemingly idyllic suburban landscape and uses his collar to secure the trust of a series of beautiful young women before subjecting these poor beauties to increasingly sadistic bouts of sexual assault. Director Bill Zebub has trimmed all of the filler from the standard serial killer movie and replaced it with a near constant barrage of depraved sexual horror. "Most serial killer films favor soap opera dialogue and speculation-depictions of the killer doing anything but the vile deeds for which he became famous. This movie shows ONLY the deranged part of the serial killer's story." - Bill Zebub WARNING: This film contains graphic nudity and sexual assault and in intended only for mature audiences.

A woman in a wheelchair suddenly finds herself dealing with an intruder. As the villain escalates his depraved behavior, the woman misses one cue after another for getting out of the situation. She is crippled in more ways than one.

We're thrown into a world of metalheads unlike those in Hollywood. Mainstream movies about metalheads are actually showing you posers, not metal people. Hollywood only understands the mainstream, so their idea of metal is the pop and glam garbage. In the words of slacker Bill, the only time that a song should have the word 'baby' in it is when the song is about killing babies.

Nearing the end of WWII, Nazis realize that their defeat is imminent, so a handful of them board a plane bound for Argentina, where they plan to live in hiding. During the flight, lightning hits the plane and the SS parachute onto an island populated by savages. Atrocities await.