Graverobbers
Don't kiss me, I'm not dead…yet.
NR 1988 · 90 min · ★ 4.1 · Horror, Comedy
Cute waitress/hooker is romanced and wed to handsome stranger/funeral director. He, as well as most of the town prefer their women dead. She is the obvious candidate for that position, as his two previous wives were in terrible shape even for dead persons. She must be fleet of foot indeed to avoid their fate.
Directed by Straw Weisman · Written by Straw Weisman
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- E Elizabeth Mannino Nora Mae Edwards
- D David Gregory John Henry Cox
- L Larry Bockius Sheriff Porter (as Lawrence Bockius)
- J Judith Mayes Emmaline Strickland
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Kevin Scullin Rev. Collins - K Kelvin Keraga Morley the Chauffeur
- K Kenneth Giek Bill Billings
- N Nevada Belle Ma
- K Kathleen Margo Cicely Matthews
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Jerry Rector Evan Matthews
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